Today’s topic is about…. relationships. You know what I hate about them? Everything. Right now, I’m in no position to be:

• Loving
• Caring
• Mushy
• Sweet
• Cute
• Pretty

for anyone and I get soo annoyed by:

• Guys who try soo hard to hit on me even after I said that I wouldn’t love them ever.period.
• Guys who try to get soo mushy with me
• Guys who call me some kind of name… I hate names like poochie poochie or moo moo or kookoo or even baby or cutie pie xx..
• Guys who are clingy even before anything happens
• Guys who like public displays of affection (i swear, to me, it’s PERVETIC displays of affection) in fact, i would be annoyed when i’m the person looking at these annoying displays of affection.’
• Making out.. I don’t like making out and stuff like that… I mean it’s fun but that’s not how I roll

Why can’t relationship be like:

• Going to a carnival to play bumper cars
• Wrestle with each other
• Sending each other lame pick up lines
• Insulting each other and ofcourse knowing that we still love each other
• Not having to meet or see each other everyday
• Laughing together
• Gaming together
• Listening to each other’s lame jokes, confessions, bragging, insulting, gossip and problems
• Tolerating each other’s bad side just by saying “oh I understand you/your situation” instead of saying sorry because I know that if I like that person, my mistakes or my anger shouldn’t cause him to say sorry because i know i’ll always forgive him unless it’s something big that he did.
• Knowing how each other are thinking
• Not having to debate on personal things like  “I’ve been through more than you.. You should be okay”
• Using your own initiative to do things for the other party and knowing instantly what the other party’s answers to things like “Do you want me to carry your bag” or things like “Do you want me to see you off?” I mean, things like this take self-initiative because it’s BASIC COURTESY.
• Not caring about how the person looks but more to how a person is like
• Caring about how YOU take care of yourself before you can take care of anyone else.

People who are constantly complaining why a girl never stuck to you or why you always get rejected. The sad, honest truth is, As long as that girl is neat and tidy, That girl would WANT you to be neat and tidy. Which girl wants to spend their entire life keeping their other party neat and tidy for them? You should know basic boys. The one thing most guys lack is care for your face (honestly, not stereotyping but most malay boys are like this). If your face is oily or just simply LOOKS unclean tell me which girl would want to approach you? (oh yeah and some malay girls are also like this hor… You unlucky bastards) EVERY SANE, SIMPLE AND RESPECTABLE girl DREAMS of a guy who is flawless… Not perfect but a guy who presents himself in a very charming way. Presentable and approachable. Polite and straightforward. I sure you know that the type of girl you choose should be the type of guy you’d want to be to be completely excepted. You don’t have to be perfect. All you have to do is look presentable. We’re not looking for the ultimate james bond. We’re looking for a future. Someone who actually can bring us to a good future.

It works for me. I’d want to be with a man who actually has a future and when all else fails, then we could go to plab B. I want to laugh with a man. Be happy and contented. I don’t want to be with anyone who I see as a person I lack care for because I know I’m gonna break up with him.

So, please don’t ask me to be your girlfriend or suddenly be soo fast at everything you sound like a desperado. I’m nothing like how you want to me to be and I never will be. I never want to change myself to something I’m not. This is me and if you’re changing me, you’re the one missing out. I’m not some pet you can train or some barbie you can dress up. I’m human and like every women, we’re the ones making most the decisions. Period.