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☀ Tuesday, June 16, 2009 (12:35 PM)

Monster makeout

Nazy, Elyy and I just LOVE wearing weird costumes.... It's tutti-fruity day and we can't wait for next season! It's our job. 30 bucks an hour you know!
By the way, I saw this man yesterday when I was on the way home. He was on the bike and I was walking to the traffic light. So, I apparently was "blocking" his way. and he screamed "Move aside!". That was soo rude! I hate rude people. He almost hit me. Why do people do that? Being rude and all. It's easy to be courteous. There's no effort in it at all. It's just something you simply do. Anyway, we ended up waiting on the same traffic light. So, I gave him the "evil eye". (taught by ALEX haha thanks) So he got a bit disturbed.

Anyway, earlier that day, The Trips and I went to Secret Recipe. Our "first" expensive restaurant.. And we all bought only ice cream which apparently didn't taste nice. haha.
Then I wanted to order my flavours. I said "do you have peppermint?" and the waiter was like "no" and then I said "okay.. chocolate and choc chip..".. and then he want to laugh and said "uh?! don't have.. we only have 3 flavours. Strawberry, vanilla and chocolate." I got really paisey. After he took my order, Elyy and Nazy laughed! EVIL AH THEM! they never tell me when they know about the flavours.. I asked them and they never say anything. The waiter OSO ANOTHER ONE! Tell me lah got what flavours. "which flavour do you want?".. Like got a lot like that. They seriously giggled non-stop. GTAO... giggle their asses off. O_O

Today is my seriously blur day lah! AND most hyperactive. Clicked on the wrong button in the lift, I forgot my class level. Then, went to the WRONG class. For lunch, clicked on the wrong floor too. Nazy ran towards an unplugged switch and turned it on. The whole day was crazy as hell! Nazirah asked me "are you afraid of rejection?" so I replied,"no. Maybe. A bit. ion by a guy but turns out, she was thought she was gonna talk about rejectWhy?" she replied "I'm afraid of rejection.. Like.. You know when you wanna go toilet...." I talking about rejection by a teacher when he/she doesn't let you go toilet when you want to. I waved at people I don't know and hugged a pillar. Then during wakeboarding, I started singing when Sammy and Jazzy left me to jog on my own. (In which I puked half-way.)

My fasci asked "how many of you are foreigners?" HALF THE CLASS raised up their hands when there's only 2 foreigners. HaHa!! Like.. relax u know.. They weren't even laughing or smiling. After that, I went to http://www.fmylife.com/.Which is damn funny lah! Here's a few:

-Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML. (anonymous)

-Today, I was out to dinner with my little sister when this elderly woman sitting alone started choking and I rushed over and started doing the Heimlich Maneuver, She's now pressing charges on me for assault. I'm a paramedic. FML

-Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML. (anonymous)

-Today, I spent $160 on a spa package for me and my best friend because her boyfriend just broke up with her, and she has been really upset for the past week. Turns out her boyfriend broke up with her because she had been cheating on him. With MY boyfriend. FML

-Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML

-Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

-Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend does for a living. FML

-Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

-Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

I'll update more! TTYL!
I can't wait for wakeboarding competition!

BLUE MONSTER SIGNING OFFF!!!!!

"Oh Bother"