☀ Tuesday, December 04, 2007 (3:49 PM)
boys...this is our survival guide~
being on a bad mood is not a really happy thing..
lol~?
*thinks*
*twist dance*
I came across "Sir Nightmare's" bulletin on friendster.......
haha....::
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?SAFER: What did I do wrong?SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.13 Things PMS Stands For:1. Pass My Shotgun2. Psychotic Mood Shift3. Perpetual Munching Spree4. Puffy Mid-Section5. People Make me Sick6. Provide Me with Sweets7. Pardon My Sobbing8. Pimples May Surface9. Pass My Sweat pants10. Pissy Mood Syndrome11. Plainly; Men Suck12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...13. Potential Murder Suspecthaha...lalalala~
boys~
aiyyai~
buhbye people!!!!!
"Oh Bother"