☀ Sunday, January 07, 2007 (6:59 PM)
ohh soo sad..
A rat got runned down by a truck!!!
poor thing!!
Two happy lil rats were happily running across the road when it was red light...They apparently didn't listen to mother rat who said "wait for the green man then cross!!" They probably said "but we're not men...". So anyway, The two happy rats were happily running across the road without looking right and left and right and left or raised their hand paw.. Then one huge supply truck just drove straight at them.. Rat 1 just stood there as well as Rat 2... The truck drove past through them.. And guess who got hit [+crushed,pancaked,deformed,died,etc..]? Both!!! no...u're wrong...
Its Toby!!!( R1)
Ybot(R2) didn't get hit cos he's soo small dat the truck drove right above him....(above/past?)
Then all the bloody guts squeezed out of it's hole in the butt... Like slow motion seyy!!!
Eeeeurgh!! rat guts oozing out... This is ENVIRONMENTAL crisis!!! Stupid truck duno how to pick on someone it's own size...or look where it's gowing... loloic metal heads...
Then, when I walked nearer to cross the road, I could smell the bloody stench... Almost vomitted... I swear!!
Whoever's driving that truck, I'm gonna slit it's throat and freeze it's brain and boil it up, smash it, put it back to pieces and smash it again...den I blend it with strawberry and ice and rat guts and serve it to the government so that they'll have a taste of what death is like... yummy no?
haha...k lahh...saionara...I gonna put rat guts in an envolope and mail it to the government...haha...maybe they'll give me credit for this bloody violation and disgustation...hah...
"Oh Bother"